Now That’s What I’ve Ultimately Deduced Were Whiskey-Influenced Decisions Totally Unrelated to My Parents’ Divorce, Vol. 2014

Join me in taking an eye contact-less look back on a year of shameful subversive outbursts, nudes, identifying humility and producing lazy alliterations. We’ve come a long way since you let that Uber driver touch your boobs during the World Series. Wipe your tears, Carlotta; it’s a new year, but undoubtedly the same old you. […]

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“Blowjobs, Boyfriends and Getting Butt-hurt: An in depth look at the generational lie that is our sexual liberation”

WARNING: WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ CONTAINS EXPLICIT MATERIAL AND IN-DETAIL RECANTS OF SEXUAL ACTIIVITY WITH DOUCHELORDS WHOSE NAMES WILL BE CHANGED IN ORDER TO PROTECT THEIR “I BRUISE LIKE A PEACH” EGOS. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUALMS WITH THE FOLLOWING WORDS: ejaculate, fuckery, man-flesh, oral, or various other swear words or slang terms […]

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Mommy’s Little Masochist presents, “Suck My Diction: The rise and fall of the scrotum”

Greetings, earthlings. As most of you know, spring has sprung and so has my yearning to piss some people off. My apologies for the lack of activity as of late, but my ADHD has come back with vengeance, and since it stopped snowing and there has been color in the world again, it’s just one butterfly […]

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Sex And The Single White Sociopath: A Shameless Journey of Better Understanding Sex, Society and Stigma

STOP: Any and all family members or judgmental shit bags that are easily offended, I urge you to close this browser and go watch Glenn Beck The stories you are about to read are real. For the protection of parties involved and to keep my parents from killing me, I have left all names and personal information […]

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