Now That’s What I’ve Ultimately Deduced Were Whiskey-Influenced Decisions Totally Unrelated to My Parents’ Divorce, Vol. 2014

Join me in taking an eye contact-less look back on a year of shameful subversive outbursts, nudes, identifying humility and producing lazy alliterations. We’ve come a long way since you let that Uber driver touch your boobs during the World Series. Wipe your tears, Carlotta; it’s a new year, but undoubtedly the same old you. So, grab a cider and button your pants.



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